I’m genuinely at a loss for words, having just learned that I’ve won the BoB’s Best Sex Blog. I’d really love to make some witty or deep or otherwise entertaining statement but I’m kind of stunned. And a bit drunk. And not at home. So I’m writing this brief post on my bemused friend’s pc and they want to know what ‘the hell is all the shouting for?” I can only share this with you, the people in my other life will have to wonder what the stupid ass smile is all about.
So my thanks to all of you for voting, for reading, for loving me and helping make Metawhores all it is. Here’s to secret, salacious sex and to those of us in double lives everywhere.
Much love,
Magdelena.
Minerva Says:
February 6th, 2006 at 11:04 pmVisit Minerva
Congratulations darling…You so deserve it…
Late Starter Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 12:05 amVisit Late Starter
EXCELLENT!!!! There are clearly some VERY discerning voters around
)
You must be dying to share this fabulous news! It’s so strange not being able to share this secret world with friends and relatives, I always feel, but maybe that’s what makes it special.
Sincerest congratulations!
Pebon Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 12:18 amVisit Pebon
Congrats, Lena. Woo!
Keziah Hill Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 1:41 amVisit Keziah Hill
Well deserved beautiful one!
Tess Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 1:47 amVisit Tess
Fabulous Lena. It is a well deserved honor indeed. You write with a viewpoint all your own; your words show your heart and your soul and you enhance us all with your beautiful, thoughtful posts.
Kisses.
Darkneuro Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 2:08 amVisit Darkneuro
WOOOOHOOOOO!!!! YAY!!! YAY!!!!
Bravissimo, bella…
Jo aka SeaRabbit Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 2:40 amVisit Jo aka SeaRabbit
Congrats!! I told you you were to have it!!! You should feel very proud!!
Joey Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 5:02 amVisit Joey
CONGRATS MY DEAR!!!
I’M SOO VERY EXCITED FOR YOU, IT’S JUST AWESOME!
the bare frame Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 6:35 amVisit the bare frame
ah, my dear, how exciting and well deserved! you may be a secret in the walkabout world, but in here you are surely well loved.
congratulations.
Sabrina Morgan Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 7:22 amVisit Sabrina Morgan
Congratulations! You’ve earned it.
roper Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 8:42 amVisit roper
Congratulations! And somehow I don’t think you’ll be resting on your laurels. Onwards and upwards!
Dielo Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 9:02 amVisit Dielo
Rah! I hadn’t actually heard of the competiton before, to be honest, but you’ve won and that’s the main thing.
Of course you won, silly! Congratulations to you, miss magdelena.
RAMJET Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 9:17 amVisit RAMJET
YEAH AND HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU PUT ‘VOTE FOR METAWHORES HERE’ AT THE END OF A POST? MAKES YOUR STATEMENT TEMPTING AS IT IS TO SHAMELESSLY BEG YOU TO VOTE FOR ME, IAM MORE CONTENT TO PLACE MYSELF IN YOUR HANDS. AND THEN WHEN YOU WIN ITS THE OLD “IM GENUINELY AT A LOSS FOR WORDS” AND “BOO HOO YOU LIKE ME YOU REALLY LIKE ME.” METAWHORE? MORE LIKE SOME HOLLYWOOD WHORE WHO HAS A STUDIO TO BUY HER AN OSCAR AND THEN MAKES OUT SHES SURPRISED. WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT. NOW HERES A QUESTION FOR YOU. HAVE YOU GOT THE GUTS TO LEAVE THIS COMMENT FOR OTHERS TO READ, OR DOES IT HURT TOO MUCH THAT IM RIGHT?
poiesia Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 10:03 amVisit poiesia
Congrats to you dear Magdelena, I am so very pleased for you! Your expressionate, eloquent writing always satisfies and leaves me with something to ponder — isn’t it nice to get well-deserved affirmation?
Bravo.
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P.S. Pay no attention to the spiteful. Mean people really do suck.
Minerva Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 10:51 amVisit Minerva
Ramjet - Despite your wonderfully inspirational comment, you clearly didn’t read the rules of the competition..Public voting was a mere 20% of the competition and in many cases the winner of the public vote didn’t even place in the final results… But then, actual truth is so much harder to deal with than slanderous lies, isn’t it?
Lena won because she can write - something it is clear YOU could learn so here, free, are some tips from a teacher -
Now, definition of writing -
1)First try and write in lower case at least SOME of the time…otherwise people think you are just shouting meaningless vitriot - Oops, forgive me, you are…
) Try and use basic punctuation like capital letters, commas and full stops…
3) Stop using obvious gambits like ‘dare to publish’. This is not your space - you have no right to tarnish it with your illiterate vulgarity…
This corner is a dictatorship not a democracy and with comments like yours, long may it remain so…
Finally, between you and me, having seen the extent of your writing powers, I can understand your jealousy….
Bad luck…
Minerva
Minerva
Dielo Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 10:52 amVisit Dielo
Haha. That Ramjet comment is a joke, right? It’s like a parody of a message-board troll nutter.
OMG RAMJET IS RITE AN U R ALL GAY!!!!!!!!!
Minerva Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 10:52 amVisit Minerva
Oops…vitriol, not vitriot…missed that the first time…
(For the benefit of the troll, as I know the rest of you will know that is what I meant…)
Minerva
Late Starter Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 12:07 pmVisit Late Starter
Lena, I’d have neither have the slightest compunction in removing the illiterate, brain-dead nonsense from your comnents box, nor in reporting this harrassment. After all he CAN be traced.
Sanyu Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 1:21 pmVisit Sanyu
Lena,
That is wondeful news, congratulations! Clearly you have created the best sex blog - we’ve all known this for ages.
Best to you and take care,
Sanyu & Suki
Aragorn Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 1:54 pmVisit Aragorn
Congratulations and MUCH love dear !
Djaevle Says:
February 7th, 2006 at 9:49 pmVisit Djaevle
Oh, I don’t know. I say leave Ramjet’s comment for amusement value.
If anything, I’d have preferred if Magdelena had done *more* begging. But maybe that’s just a fetish of mine…
Congrats Magdelena. Sexy, provactive, and intelligent writing is worth its weight in gold.
The Seeker Says:
February 8th, 2006 at 5:15 amVisit The Seeker
Congrats on your win.
orchidea Says:
February 8th, 2006 at 12:57 pmVisit orchidea
Congrats, darling! And highly deserved, too - your writing is exquisite.
(Oh, and I’ll never forget that you nominated me. I’ve never been nominated for anything in my life!)
Much love
orchidea xxx
MonMouth Says:
February 9th, 2006 at 7:21 pmVisit MonMouth
Congratulations, oh mighty blogmistress. Now, can you handle the pressure of the expectations of the raging perverse hordes that will now sweep over your little blog like postliterate Mongols?
AlwaysArousedGirl Says:
February 9th, 2006 at 8:43 pmVisit AlwaysArousedGirl
Wow, I don’t know how I missed this earlier…nice job, sweetie. You deserve it.
Ramjet…hmmm…he’s just begging for a spanking.
GooseandGander Says:
February 10th, 2006 at 1:33 amVisit GooseandGander
Fabulous and much deserved! And to think we knew you way back when…;-) You’re the bestest. -
G & G
Ed Says:
February 11th, 2006 at 9:53 pmVisit Ed
Just to belatedly add my congratulations - I think the judges and the voters made the right choice. Very well deserved.
And did you notice that the top two sex blogs are British?
the wench Says:
February 11th, 2006 at 10:33 pmVisit the wench
way to go sweetie. *g*
I’m glad someone with real content and dedication made the cut all the way.
Curvaceous Dee Says:
February 14th, 2006 at 6:58 amVisit Curvaceous Dee
That’s excellent, darlin! I’m very pleased (and I’m happy to say that I voted for you *grin*).
xx Dee